You are a coroner. There's a body lying in front of you. 

What caused them to die?

Note: you can use a real cause, but it has to be unusual (loads on Google). Or you can make up your own!

I'll start!

Cause of death: literally died of embarrassment.

Cause of Death: misspoke and chose death rather than cake 

Cause of death: killed by molasses tsunami

Cause of death: ate to many fresh potatos from the garden

Cause of death: explosive diarrea after eating too many figs!

Cause of death: being too awesome 

Rosa is awesome, Rosa is fine, Rosa didn't write this...

Cause of death: got sucked into a Portal!

Cause of death: Swimming with jellyfish

@Oak Should have gone over, not through!

Cause of death: ate a 3-meals-in-one stick of gum and turned into a blueberry!

Cause of death: Ate to many pies at the family thanksgiving dinner.

Cause of death: Tried to hug it out with an anaconda

Cause of death: laughing at the person trying to hug it out with an anaconda

cause of death: monkey bite

Cause of death: rode a falling H-bomb. 

Cause of death: fell into a pit of rabid rats 

Rosa is awesome, Rosa is fine, Rosa didn't write this...

Cause of death: died after dancing herself dizzy.

COD: Ate too many mangos

Cause of death: Caught Saturday Night Fever and didn't recover.

Cause of death: challenged a bear to an arm wrestling contest

COD: Melted in the rain

Cause of death: took "catch a tiger by the toe" as a challenge. Survived by his beer which someone held.